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Olympia Granola Unveils Life-Size Granola Bar
Posted: January 23, 2012
“Granola Guy” seeks to rid the world of suspicious ingredients and spread the truth about all-natural gourmet granola bars.
North Branch, MN -- The world’s premier producer of gourmet granola bars has a new spokesperson, and he’s ready to take a bite out of unhealthy eating habits.
In a bold move Wednesday, Olympia Granola signed a deal with one whom many are calling the world’s healthiest mascot – aside from, perhaps, the Jolly Green Giant (who, according to latest reports, had been canned).
Granola Guy is a high-energy, high-protein, high-fiber kick-in-the-face to the plethora of non-natural food energy sources. Despite his track record of fighting flaky nutrition, it’s only now that this granola guru has decided to go public with his message.
“Now more than ever, people need to know the truth about what they’re eating,” said Granola Guy. “In my opinion, Olympia Granola has nothing to hide and everything to love. Besides, it’s hip to be square.”
Olympia Granola plans to make Granola Guy a very visible presence – and a reminder that you are what you eat – at various races, outdoor events, and tradeshows in the coming year.
“I think Granola Guy is going to be an excellent addition to our team,” said Bill Forsman, President of Olympia Granola. “He’s going to make this world a healthier place – one granola bar at a time.”
When he's not at shows and events, Granola Guy spends his time exercising, eating right, and fielding questions about his entrance into the public square. “I mean, call me dense, but I’m just a simple guy with a simple mission. All I want is to help people live healthier, more productive lives.”
Apparently, great food speaks for itself.
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